Angryman's Walmart Captions of the week

5 Captions for this photo

1. Belts are for suckers
2. I guess Hooters wasn't hiring?
3. Because being fat isn't enough, you have to be disgusting too
4. We have to roll our shirts on like condoms 
5. Highest Level of Education completed?  Some high school.

 What say you?  Put your best caption in the comments.